Cheese Goo University
  
     
Cheese Goo University is pretty much located somewhere in southern California
Go
Goo U!!
Goo Students work hard
but take time to relax on the CGU campus
The Cheeze Goo Faculty are highly trained Ph.D.s with years of experience in Goo-ology and Cheeseometrics

CGU Faculty
(L to R)

Dr. Steve Clark

Dr. Curt Burgess

Dr. Larry Rosenblum

The cheesegoo tradition goes back to medieval times (Rosenblum, Clark, & Burgess (Eds), 1998, Tradition and Method in Decocting Cheese)

decus abdera caseolus

(glory in cheesegoo)


There are three innate cheesegoo faculties in the brain (see Pinker, 2001)


Cheese Goo U's Most Improved Student Award Winners (1997)

CGU Grads have published their goo recipes in very prestigious outlets!

Get this book now if you're dumb and want to learn to make our Cheese Goo
Age is not important unless
you're a cheese
Helen Hayes (1900 - 1993)
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality
Clifton Fadiman (1904 - )
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
George Carlin (1937 - )
     

Book learning is important at CGU

Indeed, much of CGU's
courses are "hands on"

Some classes at CGU include facts
     

Students use CGU's modern GooLibrary


Award winning Cheese Goo Site!!

Nothing beats Graduation
at Goo U!
     
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